Funny Clean Jokes Archive

Cat Quiz for Humans (From J Bologna) Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying? a. Welcome home, I missed you...

Now I lay me down to sleep, The king-size bed is soft and deep.. I sleep right in the center groove My human cannot hardly move! I've tr...

Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe hi...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip! Eleven tarter Pounce treats, Ten ornaments hanging, Nine wads of...

My human will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason ...