Colorado

You might be from Colorado if:

1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.

2. You have a business degree and are frying burgers at a Mcdonald's in Vail.

3. You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that
wears a bandanna.

4. Your real Y2K fear is running out of Celestial Seasonings tea and trail mix.

5. The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

6. You think that formal wear is ironed denim.

7. North means "mountains to the left"; south is "mountains to the right"; and east and west are where all those liberals keep moving in from.

8. You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a sweatshirt and Birkenstocks.

9. You have stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.