You Know You're Top 8 Office Activities when your Boss is on the first day of his Vacation are:
8) "Best imitation of the boss" contest wins everything in the supply room
7) Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
6) The battle begins for the coveted "Solitaire, Minesweeper, Tetris" Triple Crown.
5) Visit local nude beach for daily *staff* meeting.
4) Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.
3) Take pictures of his favourite coffee cup in the toilet. Save for resignation day.
2) Purchasing vs. Receiving: Let's Get Ready to Rummmmbllllle!
1) Convincing the boss's daughter to be your intern.
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