Great to be a Guy

Why its great to be a guy...
* Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
* Your last name stays put.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* You can be president.
* You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
* Same work... more pay.
* Wrinkles add character
* You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
* Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* Movie nudity is virtually always female.
* All your orgasms are real.
* You don't have to shave below your neck.
* One mood, all the time.
* Someday you'll be a dirty old man.