The Wizard of Oz

... Actual extract from film magazine:

Movie: "The Wizard of Oz":
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.

Viagra Testing

Bob Dole participated in the testing of Viagra, and has apparently agreed to do some promotionals for the drug.
Possible content: "I didn't win the Presidency, but with Viagra I can act like I did!"

Something About Viagra

* A crate load of Viagra was stolen from a distribution depot - Police were looking for hardened criminals.

* It has been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff sentencing
...Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

* There's a new beverage on the market today. It is called Viagraccino - one cup and you are up all night

* A man and his wife went to the chemists to pick up his prescription. Seeing the Ј10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - Oh, Ј40 a year ain't too bad.

* A report out today states that gardeners will not need to stake tomato plants any longer. Just one Viagra tablet in their water, and they stand up straight and firm.

* What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? - Niagara Falls

Blonde Christmas Story

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"