You know it was your last day at your job when...
1. You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail.
2. As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn!" Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.
3. You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.
4. You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"
5. You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. Your underwear is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.
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