Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Dark Side

... Choose the force. Choose a side, choose a Jedi knight, choose a teacher, choose a f***ing big death star, choose star destroyers, blasters, tie-fighters and a light-sabre. Choose a black suit, black helmet and boots. Choose a loan from Jabba the Hut. Choose a philosophy.

Choose an Emperor. Choose a planet with a matching moon. Choose a three-planet system in the Dromoda system and f***ing enslave them. Choose the Rebels and wondering why the f*** you are kneeling by the Emperor on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting next to that Emperor watching whole planets being enslaved in mind-controlling, force-crushing battles, stuffing f***ing replacement parts into your body. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable death star, nothing more than a dictator to the selfish, evil f***ed up brats who fight for you. Choose a future. Choose the Force. I choose not to choose the Force. I choose
something else...

.. I choose...The Dark Side.

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