Ever since the US election, there's been a lot of loose talk about discovering the "will of the people." What all the pundits and politicians fail to realize is that the system worked perfectly and the people got EXACTLY what they wanted....
Another precious week of not having to call EITHER of those losers "President."
There's lies, damn lies, statistics, and then there's CNN election calling.
Notice that there really are differences between the parties:
At Bush/Cheney Headquarters, they broke out the champagne.
At Gore/Lieberman Headquarters, they broke out the whines.
November is when we close our eyes, bow our heads and give thanks for the turkeys we are about to receive. Then we vote.
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
A guide for the perplexed on legal maneuvering:
If it benefits my candidate, it's the rule of law.
If it benefits your candidate, it's a technicality.
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