Thursday, April 24, 2008

Top 7 signs that Richard Cheney has a bad heart

7) Always looks like he's pledging allegiance.

6) His cholesterol level is directly proportional to the National Debt.

5) He owns a signed copy of Ted Kennedy's "Joy of Grease."

4) He can only donate blood to people with Type Nacho Cheese.

3) After every press conference there's a man standing over his body saying, "Clear!"

2) Let's face it: He's a politician.

And the number one sign that Richard Cheney has a bad heart:

1) During the Persian Gulf War he arrived in Kuwait with a spoon and bib, eagerly awaiting "Operation Dessert Storm."

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