Things Not to Say to Your New Girlfriend's Parents.....
* My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
* Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
* Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
* We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
* Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
* Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
* Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
* There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
* Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
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